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Jobs In Gonads

If you want to live in heaven, you've got to pay the price. Jobs in Gonads come in three flavors:
  • Gonads Inland Oysters - Deep fried and freeze-dried, the crunchiest cojones in the cosmos.
  • SeemsFree - The world headquarters of this giant retailer are located right here in Gonads. If you don't mind gettin' paid squat they might just have a job for you.
  • Cattle Ranching - put that castrating blade to good use. The ranchers around here process about five million bulls a year for Gonads Inland Oysters.